Because I said so.
Robert Patting-son.

10 Gay Pornos Robert Pattinson Should Totally Make

1. Whips & Chains for Elephant “Trunks”

2. Twi-Hard

3. Breaking Dong, Parts 1 & 2

4. Spank the New Moon

5. Total Eclipse of the Heartless Man-Whores

6. Bite Me

7. Jacob’s Ladder of Lust

8. Prince Edward on the Can

9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Forbidden Desire

10. Playing Doctor with Dr. Cullen